During the haircut he told the barber that he has trouble shaving his face now because he has wrinkles and it's hard to get in there.
"Oh that's a very common problem," the barber says. "What you can do is borrow this wooden ball and when you shave next, put it inside your cheek and that should stretch your skin out enough for a good shave!"
So the man takes it home and when he shaved the next morning, he found that it worked like a charm. When he was taking it back to the barber he thought since the ball is so small it could pose a choking hazard and asked the barber about if there's ever been any problems.
"Oh yeah we've had some guys swallow it. They usually just return it in a couple days later."
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