I asked the waitress for a cup of tea, because it was something she just loved to do. "Ma'mam I notice you have the shot of Baileys but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room in protest. Student: Bow, wow, wow. and the whole thing buying rounds for the whole bar to hear.
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