Me: "Doc, it hurts when I swallow"
Dr: "Let's do a swab test..."
Several minutes later...
Dr: "Yup you have strep throat. Get lots of rest, take these antibiotics and remember to drink lots of fluids."
Me: "Doc, it hurts to swallow..."
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