Sung to the tune of the Irish Washerwoman:
Para-dimethyl-amino-benzaldahide,
powdered aluminum, sodium cyanide,
chromates, permanganates, nitrates galore;
just swallow one sip and you'll never need more.
Tequila and wiskey and rum are too tame.
Oh, the stuff that I drink must explode into flame.
When I breathe I dissolve all the paint in the room,
and shatter the walls with an earth-shaking boom.
Got gassed up last night on some furfural alcohol.
Followed it up with a gallon of propanol.
Tanked up on hydrozene 'til afternoon,
then spat on the floor and blew up the saloon!
Para-dimethyl-amino-benzaldahide;
go soak your head in a good, strong insectacide.
Follow it up with a dose of benzene,
and top off the tank with tri-chloro-ethene.
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