Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats.
They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them who had been eating a sandwich begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
The cowboys turn to look at her.
"Kin yah swallow? asked one of the cowboys.
The woman shakes her head "No".
"Kin yah breathe?" asks the other cowboy.
The woman, beginning to turn blue, shakes her head "NO" again.
The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back.
This sends the woman into a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.
The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
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