The huge college freshman


The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you
tackle?" asked the coach.


"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone
pole, shattering it to splinters.


"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"


"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just
over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.


"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"


The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he
said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

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