I was fishing at a pond one day.

I hadn't gotten a bite all evening, so I popped open a beer. I watched as a squirrel made its way out onto a log which was floating in the water. All of the sudden, the biggest bass I'd ever seen jumped out of the water and swallowed the squirrel whole. I had to say I was shocked, but I was even more amazed when I saw that very same bass come back up and put an acorn on the log.

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