Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

A woman is golfing with some friends.

After sinking her first putt, she's on her way ...

We had a outage at my place this morning...

We had a outage at my place this morning and my...

We had a power outage today...

...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround ...

Two guys are drinking at the country club bar...

First guy says, "Hey, you want to go play some ...

Priest and nun playing golf.

A priest and a nun are playing golf. The nun, o...

Giving up golf

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf everyd...

An avid golfer meets a woman on the golf course...

...and they decide to spend the rest of the day...

"My relationship with golf is starting to suffer"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah.. We're going through a rough...

Need a little help with a joke

I'm trying to come up with a lot of jokes about...

"So José, how was America?"

"Oh it was wonderful, amigo, those Americans ar...

A man becomes marooned on a deserted island...

He's learned how to survive and manages to keep...

A Mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs..

so I had to shoot a hole-in-juan.

Baseball in Heaven

Moe and Sam, who were both 90 years old, loved ...

My friend's new girlfriend

A buddy of mine was telling me about his new gi...

Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend

Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime g...

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A: **Because it's boring.**

*Was told this by ...

A man becomes suspicious that his wife is cheating on him

So he confronts her and she admits that there h...

Cheating for "Good" Reasons

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening...

the golf course frog

A golfer playing a round by himself hits his ba...

Baseball & Football -George Carlin

Baseball is different from any other sport, ver...