Need a little help with a joke

I'm trying to come up with a lot of jokes about my friend Stew for a gift I'm making him and I need reddit's help. Most of them I've come up with just replace "you" with "Stew". I come up with one liners and jokes. Any help would be awesome.

Some prime examples

"What can Stew do for you"

"What do people at stew's baseball games?"
- "Stew S A, Stew S A"

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