Ticket Please!
A group 3 Pakistanis and a group 3 Indians were...
Sports Jokes
A man and a friend are playing golf one day.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green...
My grandpa told me this one.
So an older couple is discussing the inevitable...
Little Johnny getting Married!
Little Johnny (age 9) comes into the house for ...
Bear Removal Service
A man in northern Minnesota woke up one mornin...
Mickey Mantle knew 2 things.
Mickey Mantle knew 2 things.
Drinking, and how...
Why couldn't the computer play golf?...
...Because it had the wrong Driver
Three guys are talking about their families (likely a re-post)
Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging ...
The Incredible Golf Ball...:
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee. The...
12 inches
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled o...
It's a convicts first day in prison
It's a convicts first day in prison. He's a you...
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Four gents are on the golf course...
... on the second tee box. As gent number one s...
An American, an Englishman, a German and a Japanese go golfing on their annual meetup...
As they are playing, they hear a ringing sound....
Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar.
Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the sing...
3 old ladies go to a baseball game with a bottle of liquor. They finish the bottle...what inning is it and what are the circumstances on the field?
Bottom of the fifth and all the bags are loaded.
What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a cou...
A husband and wife are playing a round of golf..
On the 18th hole the husband slices his ball to...
"How do fast food restaurants make so much money?" [OC]
"They flip burgers for profit!"
Just thought o...
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...
In the ocean?
Bob.
At your door?
Matt.
Being th...
A young man was sent to prison,
Upon his arrival an older man welcomed him to ...
Hopefully this isn't a repost, but I love this one.
A group of men are changing in locker room at a...
more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground be...