He scoffed at the people there, jealous at the gorgeous abs of its patrons. Then, an arson comes and burns the building down and Tom burns along with everyone else. A day later, Edward (Tom's friend) sadness bought the attention of his neighbor.
Neighbor: What's wrong?
Edward: My friend died.
Neighbor: Really? How?
Edward: He died of burning calories.
*cricket*
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