A fat guy named Tom walked into a gym

He scoffed at the people there, jealous at the gorgeous abs of its patrons. Then, an arson comes and burns the building down and Tom burns along with everyone else. A day later, Edward (Tom's friend) sadness bought the attention of his neighbor.

Neighbor: What's wrong?
Edward: My friend died.
Neighbor: Really? How?



Edward: He died of burning calories.

*cricket*

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