What paper do you read?

The Wall Street Journal - Read by people who run the country.
The Washington Post - Read by people who THINK they run the country.
The New York Times - Read by people who think they SHOULD be running the country.
The Boston Globe - Read by people whose parents used to run the country, and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
The NY Daily News - Read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they can get a seat on the subway.
The San Francisco Chronicle - Read by people who aren't sure who is running the country, but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for.
The Miami Herald - Read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
The National Enquirer - Read by people trapped in line at the supermarket.