The wife sets down her fork and asks her husband "Bill, would you remarry if I were to die?"
Her husband avoided the question "Now Margaret, why would you ruin this lovely morning by bringing up such a macabre topic? I won't discuss it."
Margaret broached the subject several times over the next few days but Bill refused to answer. Until one evening.
"YES! Yes, Margaret I would remarry. I love you but if you died I would remarry."
"Well would you keep the house and live with her, here?"
"Yes, we would live here. I have too many memories and wouldn't want to leave."
"Well, would you keep our bed and sleep with her in it?"
"Yes Margaret, we would sleep in our bed. It's just a bed."
Margaret thinks about it for a few minutes, clearly not happy with Bill's answers. "I suppose that I will be dead and it won't matter. Just promise me one thing Bill. Don't let her use my golf clubs."
"Of course not Margaret. She's left handed."
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