It's dark in here

There is a child, who got his baseball and baseball not from his father, who had long since stopped loving his family, and made up for it with gifts. The boy's mother was having an affair, and unbeknownst to them, school let out early for the whole week. So the boy came home from school o e day, and saw a strange man in the house. The boy hid in the closet. The man tried to scare the boy into not telling his father, but the boy was too smart. And the boy said to the man "It's dark in here." And the man says "Yes. It is." And the boy says "I have a baseball. Would you like to buy it?" And the man said "sure. How much?" And the boy said "500." And the man groaned, reached into his pocket, and cut the boy a check. The next day, the boy sees his father I'm the house again, and tells him to go into the closet where he says to the man "It's dark in here." And the man agrees. "I have a baseball not to sell you." And the man says "$500?" Like last time? And the boy says "No. Six." And the man writes the check thinking "well, you can't put a price on good pu$$y." And the man leaves. The next day, the boy's father asks him if he would like to play a game of catch, and the buy says, "I can't. I sold my equipment." And the father says "for how much?" And they buy says "eleven hundred dollars." And the father exclaims "that is far too much! I can't believe you ripped your friends off like that! We're going to confession right now! And when the boy goes to confession, he says "it's dark in here. And the priest says "Nuh-uh, butch! This is MY closet!