Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

Clinton one-liner


Clinton floated a strike on baseball's opening...

Johnny Cochran


The Cowboys knew they had to do something for ...

Dinner


Anaheim Mighty Duck super star, Teemu Selanne,...

Wanna Ice Fish?


There were two old boys from Alabama who love ...

Amish water


Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses wou...

Fishermen and Hypochondriacs


What do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in c...

Top Ten Signs You're Not Watching A Real Baseball


10. You recognize batter as the kid who sold y...

Plenty of time


A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ...

Digger Phelps quotes


Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA To...

Coke machine


I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael...

First time golfer


A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his...

NASCAR


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Tried it once


A sale representative stops at a small manufac...

Gaelic football


Three football codes prevail in Ireland: Rugby...

This is my first golf lesson


The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing...

golf


Q: why should a golf player always bring an ex...

Why?


why did the chicken cross the football pitch?
...

Dribble or Shoot


Why don't girls like to date basketball player...

Skydiving incident


A man goes skydiving for the first time. After...

SkinnyDipping


The weather was very hot, so this man wanted d...

One Hole Behind


A man had to go to a strange town to be the gu...

Misguided


A group of hikers were being led through the w...

Famous Mothers


PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you ...

Super bowl xxxvi - patriots fan


Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond i...

One More Son..


A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having dri...