Super bowl xxxvi - patriots fan


Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a St.Louis, Missouri park when
one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiller.


Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the
dog's collar, twists it,and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.


A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview
the boy. "Young Rams Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his notebook. "But I'm not a Rams fan," the little hero replies.


"Sorry, since we're in St. Louis, I just assumed you were," says the reporter
and he starts writing again. "Blues Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he
writes in his notebook.


"I'm not a Blues fan either,"the boy says."


Oh, I assumed everyone in St. Louis was either for the Rams or the Blues. What
team do you root for?" the reporter asks.


"I'm an New England Patriots fan," the boy replies.


The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:


"Little Boy From New England Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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