A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the
third day, the hikers noticed that they had been travelling in circles.
"We're lost!" One of the hikers complained.
"And you said you were the best guide in the United States."
"I am," the guide answered, " but I think we may have wandered into Canada."'
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