The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately take a dive in the
nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared ? He was all
alone. So he undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of
cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.
He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket, which laid on the
sandy beach. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with
relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move.
Then one of the ladies began conversing with him. "You know, I have a special
gift. I can read minds."
Wanting to dispense with the women, the embarrassed man sharply said, "Well, I
seriously doubt you can read mine."
"You're wrong," the lady replied, "because I know that you *think* that the
bucket you're holding has a bottom in it."
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