A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and
into the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer.
when the first golfer gets to his ball, he is greeted by his unintended
victim, who angrily tells him of the near miss.
"i'm sorry, i didn't have time to yell 'fore,'" says the poor golfer.
"that's funny, replies the other guy, "because you had plenty of time to yell
's***!'"
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