Three shepherds are up in the hills one night and meet up to have a drink. One thing leads to another and eventually one asks, "Have you ever, you know, with the sheep?". And they all look at the ground and mumble that they have. And a few drinks later one asks what their favourite position with the sheep is. So the first says he likes to get the sheep's back legs in his rubber boots and go at it. And the second nods his head and agrees. Then they look at the third and ask him if it's the same for him.
To which he replies, "And miss out on the kissing?"
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