Looking for someone special!

A woman was lonely so she put a article in the local newspaper
looking for someone who would not beat on her, run around on
her, and that could please her. The next day after the article
had went out a the door bell rang and the lady went to the door
and it was a Japanese man who begin speaking Japanese so she
said, "you are not good for me because you do not speak my
language." The next day a boy came by and she went to the door
and said, "no no you will not do because you are too young." The
next day a man with no arms or legs came by and she went to the
door and asked, "how are you good for me." He replied saying, "I
have no arms so I can not beat on you, I have no legs so I can
not run around on you." So the woman asked, "how can you please
me." The replied saying, "how do you think I rang the door bell."