Three for a Prize

One day a guy goes into a bar and sees a big jar full of Five
Dollar Bills on a table.


The guy asks the bartender, "what's the jar for?"


The bartender says, "If you pay five dollars and do three tasks,
you could win a big prize."


The guy puts in five dollars and the bartender says, "The three
things you have to do are: Drink a gallon of Tequila, Pull out a
loose tooth of a vicious Rottweiler and screw a 70 year old
virgin


The guy drinks the gallon of Tequila in a single gulp and he
gets drunk really fast.


The bartender says, "Go do what you have to do to the
Rottweiler."


The guy goes outside and the bartender hears all of this
yelping, howling and screeching of the dog.


The guy comes in, still tanked, and says, "Where's the lady with
the loose tooth?"