12> "Doesn't it seem strange to be doing this? I mean, without a keyboard in front of you?"
11> "So, I hear you're looking for a colossal jerk."
10> "Excuse me -- I could use a hand over here."
9> "Doubles, anyone?"
8> "So what time do you get off?"
7> "This reminds me of Hands Across America. Only slimier."
6> "Are you finished with that?"
5> "Good choice! The SuperSchlong 6000 was a Consumer Reports Best Buy."
4> "This is just a microcosm of life... oh, sorry about that -- I'm waxing philosophical."
3> "Hello, handsome! I will be your father figure...."
2> "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
1> "Can you help me out? I'm blind -- and extremely confused right now."
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