there are 2 old ladys sitting out side on there portch. it starts to rain one of the old ladys pulls out a condom and puts it over her ciggaret the other old lady says that why did u do that, she said so my ciggaret wont get wet , the other old ladys said thats a good idea.
the next day the other old lady goes to the groshery store and asked the cashier if she can get a condom the casheier said what size what color.
the old lady said that it doesnt mater what color just to beable to fit a CAMLE
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