There was these two kids down at the river making a fort.
The one kid said to the other i have to go to the bathroom so he
went to the bushes be side the river.
The other kid waited for him 2 minutes passed 3 4 5 then the kid
said ive had it and walked over there and said whats wrong the
kid going to the bathroom said look its a naked women in the
river. Then the other kid just started to Run. The kid that was
peeing chased him and said whats wrong the other kid says "my
mom said that if i saw a naked ladie i would turn to stone and i
felt somthing getting hard so i ran"
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