Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

The Screw...


It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick...

Little Johnny


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

At a hockey game you see fast pucks.


Q. What is the difference between a hockey gam...

In case you miss.


Q. Why do women have two holes so close togeth...

Frankenstein


Q: Why does Frankenstein walk around moaning a...

Why not to get a vasectomy


I can understand why men don't like vasectomi...

Holiday Banana Bread


Holiday Banana Bread:


Ingredients: 2 laughin...

The Top 16 Euphemisms for Masturbation


16. Lap-based web browsing


15. Gettin' some...

Little Johnny


A teacher asks her class, ' If there are 5 bir...

Golfing chit chat


There were three guys that were golfing. Right...

Donating


A man and a woman were waiting in line at the ...

3 chances


Charlie and Audrey are celebrating their 50th ...

Dill-dough


Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
A. ...

Corporate Lesson 2


Subject: Corporate Lessons


Corporate lesson ...

The Quickie


Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pu...

The Whales


One day there was a whale by the name of Kyle ...

Well aren't all kitchen appliances that color?


Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. W...

Gatorade Condoms


Is It IN You???

How do you get 4 blonds to sit on 1 chair...


How do you get 4 blonds to sit on 1 chair ? Tu...

The Candy bar


THE BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR...One PAYDAY MR.PEANU...

ADULT Adventures In Camelot


King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest...

Frankenstein


Q: Why does Frankenstein always walk around mo...

Mr. Piggy Wiggy


one day a boy and his sister were about to go ...

What am I?!


I go in dry ,I come out wet.
The longer Im in...

Accidents


children in the dark cause accidents,
acciden...