Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

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ONE DAY THERE WAS A THREE BOYS WHO WERE LATE F...

Waiting to be sized


An old woman walks into a drug store and asks ...

Thank you, May I Have Another?


The Madam opened the brothel door to see an el...

The Golfers


One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new...

Honeymoon


A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorit...

Never been with a woman...


An American woman of 40 wants to get married, ...

Midnight Patrol


A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a ...

What Mrs. Dumpy gives to Humpty?


Q. Define "Egghead:"
A. What Mrs. Dumpy gives...

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called


Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. ...

Describing your wife's . . .


A married man thought he would give his wife a...

Witch Docta'


After a few years of married life, a man finds...

Redneck Condoms


A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I go...

Doctor Doctor


One day a man walked into a doctors office and...

Homeless.


Q. What do you call a musician without a girlf...

The Two Twins and Majibo


there were two twins, Elikem And Stephen. They...

A little boy asked his father...


A little boy asked his father, if Homosexuals ...

What's the difference...


What is the difference between a lightbulb and...

Three Larry's


Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them...

Terrible Headaches


Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking...

New baby somantics


A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a...

Looking for Bob


A man was looking all over town to find a frie...

Neighbors meet in Heaven


Joe dies and goes to heaven, where upon enteri...

Headlights, Snake, and Garden


One day there was a man and a woman and they d...

They can both smell it, but can't eat it.


Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery...

Car crash


Q. why is womans kinckers like a car crash?

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