The Top 16 Euphemisms for Masturbation


16. Lap-based web browsing


15. Gettin' some air nookie


14. Wrangling the invertebrate serpent


13. Tango Con Mano


12. Jostling your Elder


11. Ruminating & Pondering


10. Shaking your fist at the ex-girlfriend


9. Releasing the hostages


8. Tickling your Elmo


7. Fixing the Hubble


6. Putting the seminal luge team through their paces


5. Carnal Tunnel Syndrome


4. Beda-testing the hardware


3. Downloading from your own website


2. Evicting the testicular squatters


1. Manually Increasing the Surface Temperature of the Ship's Primary Cannon by Repeated Linear Manipulation


[ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ]


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