3 chances

Charlie and Audrey are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.


Charlie says to Audrey, "Audrey, I was wondering, have you ever cheated on
me?"


Audrey replies, "Oh Charlie, why would you ask such a question now? You
don't want to ask that question..."


"Yes, Audrey, I really want to know. Please..."


"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."


"Three? Well, when were they?" He asked.


"Well, Charlie, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted
to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan?
Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and
signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"


"Oh, Audrey, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do
such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"


"Well, Charlie, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were
needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then
remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery
himself, and then you were in good shape again?"


"I can't believe it! Audrey, you should do such a thing for me, to save my
life. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must
really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when
was number 3?"


"Well, Charlie, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be
president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"