Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

The Fallin' Joke


There was a town in California were everybody ...

Difference


Q: What's the difference between a girl and a ...

Just Divine


I hear Divine Brown has decided to take hersel...

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 4


Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old...

Worst Case Scenario


So this guy is dreaming that he's granted one ...

Your sister


your sisteris so stupid

Martian Swingers


The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on ...

Homosexual cowboy


Did you hear about the homosexual cowboy who r...

Dirty old man


This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlf...

Punishment by profession


Three men were exploring a south part of a des...

Potpourri


Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a l...

Blonde joke


Q:What does a screen door and a blonde have in...

Fish Market


One day there was this blind man walking down ...

Sticks And Stones......


sticks and stones may break my bones but whips...

Italian Virgins


Two Italian virgins get married and go on thei...

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!


how do u make ur girlfriend scream?


tell her.

Cats in heat


A veterinarian surgeon had had a bad day, but ...

Trust your spouse


'A man and his wife were having a heated argum...

Bubbles


There are four guys in the park who get arrest...

Unemployed


a man finding himself unemployed and down to h...

The feminine mystique


The day before the wedding, the mother of the ...

Longevity


Who would last longer in the sack?
A White Gu...

Whats that???


there was a little kid and she wanted to take ...

Out at the Bar...


I met this gal in a bar, and one thing lead to...

Dirty Fairy Tale


Once upon a time there lived a king. The king ...