Dirty old man

This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said "What are you doing?"

She said "I'm leaving you because I heard you were a pedofile."

And the guy responded "Pedofile! That's a pretty big word coming from a twelve year old"!

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