So this guy is dreaming that he's granted one wish by a genii. He wishes to wake up with three women in his bed. Sure enough, the dream was more than just a dream, and he wakes up with Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton in his bed! He then notices he's missing his thang, he knees are busted, and he doesn't have any health insurance.
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