The Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines
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Sex Jokes
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husban...
Soft and Mushy ...
What goes IN hard and pink and comes OUT soft ...
What do lesbians do on their period?...
What do lesbians do on their period?
-- fing...
Bed
I got the bed , you bring the handcuffs
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Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moan
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the ...
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame...
When you put your hand down her pants and it feels
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants y...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would...
Farmer Sutra
A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying i...
Stop smoking
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom i...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
A: C...
Nursing home
A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84...
Two twins tlkin
Two twins tlking in their mothers womb
Twin 1...
If the blind can read your face.
Q. How can you tell if you have acne?
A. If t...
The fireman and the cat
one day a fireman was working on his truck whe...
The man of the house
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatr...
Cream Puffs
There once was a really pretty girl who loved ...
YOLK: Life as an egg
If you think life is bad... How would you li...
What a Prize!
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They ta...
English lovers
An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a...
Once a day
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They s...
Pick-up lines
I'm lost, would you take me home with you?
I...