A High School football coach was putting the team through some
toughening-up exercises. One fellow with more brains than brawn
began to get tired. "Everybody on their back!" barked the coach.
"Legs up in the air. Now pretend that your riding a bycicle.
Faster, faster!" The tired one peddled a few minutes, then
stopped. "Hey, you." yelled the coach "whats the big idea?"
"Who, me?" asked the bright one, "I'm coasting."
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