Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?
Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our w...
School Jokes
Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ?
Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your hea...
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?
What do French pupils say after finishing their...
How do bees get to school ?
How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in j...
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning...
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son:...
Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like ...
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds th...
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ?
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my qu...
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liqui...
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 da...
Teacher: What is can't short for ?
Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Canno...
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in ...
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sent...
Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?
Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the ...
Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Teacher: What's the longest word in the English...
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attent...
Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?
Teacher: In what part of the world are the peop...
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read...
Teacher: In music, if f means forte, what does ff mean ?
Teacher: In music, if f means forte, what does ...
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ?
Teacher: Can you tell me something important th...
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your e...
Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?
Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved.
Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has...