School Jokes

School Jokes

Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ?

Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm ma...

Mother: Why are you home from school so early?

Mother: Why are you home from school so early? ...

Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Science teacher: What happened when electricity...

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year.

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jasp...

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCID...

What subject are snakes good at school ?

What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-t...

Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to k...

Please, ma'am!

Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael? The tea...

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis?

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with a...

Daughter: I will never learn to spell.

Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: ...

Fred came home from his first day at school.

Fred came home from his first day at school. No...

Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?

Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What do...

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. Dur...

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?...

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ?

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ...

Teacher: I'd like a room, please.

Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Recepti...

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

What did the teacher say after spending thousan...

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

What is the first thing that vampires learn at ...

Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?

Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 1...

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show...

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

What happened to the naughty little witch at sc...

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

What's the favorite subject of young witches at...

Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth?

Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred...