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School Jokes
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, ho...
The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting.
The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on cou...
Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !
Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fis...
Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?
Teacher : Were you copying his sums ? Pupil : N...
Teacher : What are you reading ?
Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunn...
Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?
Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exp...
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word let...
Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying.
Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while stu...
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words def...
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk a...
Teacher : What is a comet ?
Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with...
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me a...
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used i...
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the cla...
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 mi...
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into sch...
Where do children learn their ABC's ?
Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-ta...
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No...
Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?
Teacher: This note from your father looks like ...
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room sto...
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, ...
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class...
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of...
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corn...