'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy.

'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'

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