School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often.
School Principal: I've called you into my offic...
School Jokes
'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother.
'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said...
Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school.
Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go...
'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window.
'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl ...
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?...
Why were you late ?
Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept...
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, w...
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, ...
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I di...
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day w...
Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !
Be sure that you go straight home after school ...
Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !
Playing truant from school is like a credit car...
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: ...
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand i...
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is...
Teacher: Are you good at math ?
Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and ...
Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !
Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That'...
Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?
Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and do...
The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class.
The teacher was reviewing counting with her fir...
Teacher: Can you count to 10?
Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teache...
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another ther...
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439.
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is t...
Fred: I've added these figures ten times.
Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teach...
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and ...
Our teacher has a bad memory.
Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days sh...