Fred came home from his first day at school.
Fred came home from his first day at school. No...
School Jokes
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and ...
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this te...
It's clear said the teacher, That you haven't studied your geography.
It's clear said the teacher, That you haven't s...
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help.
Sandy began a job as an elementary school couns...
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulatio...
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.
One day our professor was discussing a particul...
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.
A mom and dad were worried about their son not ...
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
A little girl came home from school and said to...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmeti...
Teacher: Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?
Teacher: Sam, what is the outside of a tree cal...
The teacher came up with a good problem.
The teacher came up with a good problem. Suppos...
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.
The teacher is droning away in the classroom wh...
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my...
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher.
If there are any idiots in the room, will they ...
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Beca...
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin.
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false t...
What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?
What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 appl...
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head.
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, ...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
A school teacher injured his back and had to we...
Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school?
Did you hear what happened when there was an ep...
Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan?
Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Ala...
Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone?
Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fre...
What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?
What's the longest piece of furniture in the sc...
Teacher: What happened to your homework?
Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil:...