Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you ...
School Jokes
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds th...
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son:...
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tel...
Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?
Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: Bu...
Why was the headmaster worried?
Why was the headmaster worried? Because there w...
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because hi...
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He c...
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to...
What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?
What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?...
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fre...
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn...
Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five y...
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my qu...
Little Monster: I hate my teacher.
Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monst...
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the ...
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass...
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
My teacher reminds me of history She's always r...
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these h...
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea...
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Se...
What are you going to be when you get out of school?
What are you going to be when you get out of sc...
What did you learn in school today?
What did you learn in school today? Not enough,...
Mother: How was your first day at school?
Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: ...
I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not?
I'm not going back to school ever again Why eve...