At dinner, Seth said to his father, Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault.
At dinner, Seth said to his father, Dad, I got ...
School Jokes
Honey, said Mrs.
Honey, said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, Lester'...
Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.
Father: I want to take my girl our of this terr...
The teacher was furious with her son.
The teacher was furious with her son. Just beca...
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pi...
Why did the piglets do badly in school?
Why did the piglets do badly in school? They we...
Where did the piglets study their ABC's?
Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a s...
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today?
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today?...
A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding.
A middle aged woman was driving through a schoo...
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for...
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar...
Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?
Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and...
Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship.
Three boys were heading home from school one da...
A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat.
A first grade teacher explained to her class th...
A small boy was asked by his teacher, What is the size of the Democratic Party?
A small boy was asked by his teacher, What is t...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation.
Sister Mary burst into the office of the princi...
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St.
While leading the Friday evening services, the ...
Q.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Becau...
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCID...
Teacher: What is the formula for water ?
Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George...
Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year.
Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jasp...
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered?
Science teacher: What happened when electricity...
Mother: Why are you home from school so early?
Mother: Why are you home from school so early? ...
Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ?
Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm ma...
Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved.
Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has...