An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your...
School Jokes
Where did all the cuts and blood come from?
Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The...
What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
What's the worst thing you're likely to find in...
The food in our school canteen is perfect.
The food in our school canteen is perfect. If y...
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Why aren't you doing very well in history? Beca...
Father: How do you like going to school?
Father: How do you like going to school? Son: T...
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you ...
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of...
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: N...
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, w...
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are...
Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747,...
Son: I can't go to school today.
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why no...
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: ...
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and n...
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual...
Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name?
Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's you...
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wo...
Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
Father: I hear you skipped school to play footb...
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built?
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pu...
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I did...
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the...
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put yo...
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you...
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your...