What do insects learn at school ?
What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
School Jokes
Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.
Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if ...
Teacher: What are the four elements?
Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fir...
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the co...
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting rou...
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight...
Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral.
Judge: All your responses to the questions must...
When is an English teacher like a judge?
When is an English teacher like a judge? When s...
How is a judge like an English teacher?
How is a judge like an English teacher? They bo...
Knock Knock Who's there !
Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 s...
What's the definition of a school report?
What's the definition of a school report? A poi...
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with I.
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with ...
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.
A child at a Christian school was studying the ...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.
The room was full of pregnant women and their p...
Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always trying to impress his company commander and the other officers in the Command.
Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instruct...
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her p...
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars.
An English teacher asked her class to write an ...
Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
Did you hear about the Irish monster who went t...
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing th...
What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
What do they have for lunch at Monster School? ...
Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school?
Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top ...
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a mo...
With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.
With four daughters and one son always dashing ...
Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs.
Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cr...
An irate father stormed into the principal's office.
An irate father stormed into the principal's of...