One turns to the other and says, "Do you believe in the devil?"
The other one says, "Don't be silly, of course not, the devil is like Santa; it's only your dad."
–Season one episode two of the BBC's Luther.
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*http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Luther/70175633
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