The Top 15 Signs You Won't Be Giving a Commencement Speech
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School Jokes
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinoi...
Aerial photo
Yo mammas so fat, her high school yearbook pic...
Pizza Tip
After the college boy delivered the pizza to A...
Children's Proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well known pro...
Drunk Irish
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in ...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:... There's this nu...
why did the turtle cross the road?...
why did the turtle cross the road?
to get t...
Have you ever wondered why?
-Men who have never been west of Kentucky can ...
Are you gonna punish me?
Kid : Do you punish people for things they ...
ORGAN THAT EXPANDS TEN TIMES
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks h...
Belmont Abbey
Q: How many Belmont Abbey students does it tak...
New Baby
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his ...
Little Rascals
The little rascals were in class and the teach...
Oregon
Why did the Oregon State psychology major clim...
Thanks for the lift!
A group of third, fourth, and fifth graders ac...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine drop...
Hidden messages
Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great. I am making l...
Something's Fishy
Your mama is SO STUPID, she tried to DROWN a F...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her s...
Keep studying
Students, take note:
Knowledge is power ...
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Mary's little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dea...
Allies take action
Now this really is in poor taste...The Allies ...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher ask
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher...
Actual misphrased excerpts from student science exam papers
If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go i...