School Jokes

School Jokes

Wise Old Gentleman vs. Noisy Kids


A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a m...

I'm Al Gore


Good afternoon. I'm Al Gore, and I'd like to t...

Clinton mortgage application


Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Clinton. So you want to buy t...

Mad Science - Duck!


The moon is moving away at a tiny, although me...

University


Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape t...

Write anything


A fifth grader class was on an educational tri...

Do you know who I am?


It was the final examination for an introducto...

Did You Know?


17 is a cyclic number - its digits always appe...

MIT


The following is an exact transcription of a l...

Can you relate to this!


Can any of you relate to these "addiction" qui...

Real Kids


The children had all been photographed and the...

An odd answer


Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professo...

Aggie


Why does a Texas Aggie keep his fly open?
In ...

Jack and Jill


Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke some...

Gee, that guy looks so familiar


Bill and Hillary Clinton were traveling to Hil...

Thank you for coming in, Mr. and Mrs. Clinton....



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College Boy


A young man hired by a supermarket reported fo...

Connecting with Celebrities


Weird, but allegedly true, celebrity encounter...

UNC Pembroke


Q: How many UNC-Pembroke students does it take...

The 2x4


This Italian carpenter goes to a lumberyard, H...

Little Johnny and the experiment.


A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5...

Xmas Like A Day At the Office


Why is Christmas just like a day at the office...

School joke


Teacher: Peter why are you dancing round like ...

You Might be a Yankee if


This is a response to Jeff Foxwhatever's "You ...

I need a bike


A few months after his parents were divorced, ...