A Higgs Boson walks into the Vatican.
Pope Francis looks at him and says "Why are you here?"
The Boson replies "I'm here because you can't have Mass without me."
(Credit goes to JohnG - http://news.yahoo.com/physicists-found-higgs-boson-101311366.html)
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