In a major policy change, Pope Francis recently said that a path to redemption is available to everyone who does good deeds, even atheists. Looks like congress is so dysfunctional that even the Vatican is ahead of them in immigration reforms.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-being-an-atheist-is-alright-as-long-as-you-do-good-8629390.html

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