Ram Jokes

Ram Jokes

Bah Ram Ewe


Why did the ram fall off the cliff?
Because h...

A play on Computer Lingo.


1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
...

Actual quotes from customers' calls


* My DOS system got corroded.


* I have abou...

MUJER INTERNET: mujeres de dif�cil


MUJER INTERNET: mujeres de dif�cil acceso.


M...

Dr. Seuss's Guide to the Internet


Here's an easy game to play.


Here's an easy...

Dr Seuss's PC


Dr Seuss explains computers:


If a packet hit...

Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans


Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans


1. Cannot find ...

Redneck on your computer


Top ten indicators that a redneck has been wor...

RAM disk is "not" an installation procedure....


RAM disk is "not" an installation procedure.

15 Things the '98 in Windows '98 Stands For


The number of floppies it will ship on.


The...

Entran dos borrachos a un


Entran dos borrachos a un velorio para ver si ...

Microsoft Crystal Ba


Q: Did you hear about the Microsoft crystal ba...

Ram�n, un camionero robusto y


Ram�n, un camionero robusto y fornido, lleva s...

YOU MIGHT BE REDNECK IF


YOU MIGHT BE REDNECK IF
-- Your computer stan...

Engineers Won't Say This...


1. Debug code developed 4 years ago for a rush...

Geekonics


Geekonics
By John Woestendiek
Philadelphia I...

Programmer & Prostitute


Q: What did the computer programmer say to the...

Australian Thesaurus of Computer Terminology


Australian Thesaurus of Computer Terminology

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Computer Definitions


[Computer definitions courtesy of my father th...

Some possible computer bumper stickers


1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Resp...

Newfoundland Computer Lingo

1. Log on: Make the wood stove ho...

Dr. Seuss As Technical Writer

Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer

If a packet h...

Internet Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro...

Virtual Poetry

Remember when ram meant just a male sheep
And ...

The History of Operating Systems

The Dosfish

Long ago, in the days when all d...